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Description

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter:@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island

What's New in Version 2.6.5

Fixed some bugs

Seller

Name

Coconut Island Games Limited

Information

Categories

Version

2.6.5

Size

345.5 MB

Game Center

Yes

VPP Device Licensing

Yes

Rating

Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Medical/Treatment Information
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour

Compatibility

iOS 9.0 or later

Devices

iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPhone XR, iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPhone SE (2nd generation), iPhone 12, iPhone 12 Pro, iPhone 12 Pro Max, iPhone 12 mini, iPad (5th Generation) Wi-Fi, iPad (5th Generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad (6th generation) Wi-Fi, iPad (6th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro, iPad Pro (Cellular), iPad Pro (9.7-inch), iPad Pro (9.7-inch) (Cellular), iPad Pro 12.9-inch (2nd generation), iPad Pro 12.9-inch (2nd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (10.5-inch), iPad Pro (10.5-inch) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (11-inch), iPad Pro (11-inch) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro 12.9-inch (3rd generation), iPad Pro 12.9-inch (3rd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air, iPad Air (Cellular), iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 (Cellular), iPad Air (3rd generation), iPad Air (3rd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini Retina, iPad mini Retina (Cellular), iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 (Cellular), iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 (Cellular), iPad mini (5th Generation), iPad mini (5th Generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad (7th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro 11-inch (2nd generation), iPad Pro 11-inch (2nd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro 12.9-inch (4th generation), iPad Pro 12.9-inch (4th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air (4th Generation) (Wi-Fi), iPad Air (4th Generation) (Wi-Fi + Cellular), iPad (8th generation) Wi-Fi, iPad (8th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPod touch (6th Generation), iPod touch (7th generation), Apple Watch Series 4

Languages

English, Chinese, Japanese

Customer Ratings

All Versions

15 Ratings

Customer Reviews

UPDATED: GLITCHES. Quirky version of theme hospital game

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Jon Frame
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2019-05-06
Version 2.5.15
UPDATED EDIT 06/05/19: GAME GLITCHES WHEN IT PLAYS ADVERTS. GAME SHUTS DOWN AND YOU LOSE YOUR PROGRESS. NO ENGLISH LANGUAGE CUSTOMER SUPPORT.
I was looking for a game to fulfil my nostalgia for Theme Hospital and came across this game. It's kind of like a Theme Hospital type game but a bit more screwed up, e.g. it rewards you for beating up patients protesting medical mal-practice, and gives bizarre cures bizarre illnesses e.g. shocking patients who are obsessively in love with each other "eromania" made of cherries (yes, cherries): and with the news that their actually twins, or shocking patients who are obsessive "groupie" fans who are bowls noodles with the vision of their favourite pop star cannibalise them. All the patients are weird, but very creatively imagined characters. You get set tasks and get rewarded etc etc. The only criticism I would have is that the game progress slows and the point your expected to pay real money for in-game currency. You even get set tasks to buy in-game currency with real money which is a bit too blatant. If you don't want to pay for it your progress tends to really slow down. If the game producers need to get income from the game, which I understand, it's a business after all, then perhaps just charge people up front in order for them to download the game. Though that said if there was an up front charge I probably wouldn't have got the game.

Haywire Hospital

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kellyhope12
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2018-09-20
Version 2.5.9
So far a very good game ,I have had no issues so far.

Advert heavy

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Nikkiveestad
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2017-07-24
Version 2.4.2
Only way to play is to spend hours watching adverts and pay out money, no way around

我怀念的主题医院

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Amber_无所谓
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2017-07-20
Version 2.4.1
虽然质量没有人家的细节处理得好,诊室也不能随心所欲的建,但是有就比没有强吧!

Lovely little game

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UnevenThinker
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2017-01-12
Version 2.1.0
I love this game. Only reason that it hasnt got 5 stars is that some wording still isnt in English

Very good

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Sudjder
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2017-01-12
Version 2.0.1
English version: Very interesting game my style
中文翻譯:太好玩了 無法自拔 喪心病狂!

Was great

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JaneGleed
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2016-11-11
Version 1.0.21
Was enjoying this till I got stuck on a task why does every app I have involve tasks that involve having to spend real money. Not amused

Good fun.

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Bubble742£84
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2016-09-29
Version 1.0.17
Good fun.

Addictive

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Lynney mck
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2016-05-30
Version 1.0.11
Good game but is bit repetitive

Updates

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JenJenz
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2016-05-19
Version 1.0.10
Ok game could do with better graphics and an easier to understand storyline

good

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worinigekendinhyoi
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2016-05-12
Version 1.0.10
youdianyisi

Slow at updating the game

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Loraox
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2016-05-08
Version 1.0.10
The game is good but doesn't explain what to do very well and you're left guessing, also when you get as far as I am into the game you are constantly waiting on the game to be updated as there is no new tasks to complete, all the illnesses have been found and nothing to do with the game.
Also new update has the main tasks in Chinese even though I have the English version and have also checked the language in the settings but no luck in it changing therefore can't do the main tasks as I don't understand the language.

Magda

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Magda2808
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2016-03-24
Version 1.0.7
Very good

好玩好玩

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ksnfjdijsn
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2016-02-06
Version 1.0.5
快更新!!主线任务结束两次了!!

Interesting

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Hhhaakskwipz
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2016-01-20
Version 1.0.4
Hahahah

好玩儿

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katzetobio
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2016-01-17
Version 1.0.3
好玩儿

creative

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423727627
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2016-01-15
Version 1.0.3
creative

好玩

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'Sally
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2016-01-15
Version 1.0.3
刚开始玩 挺好的 可玩性高