I had heard the rumors of course. About what Danny was packing in his pants. That’s why I had been all over him at the party. That’s why when he leaned in to kiss me, I kissed him back. And that’s why when he offered to take me for a drive in his car I smiled salaciously at him and told him “sure.”

But when I found out how well-endowed he really was, I began to doubt whether I would be able to take it all. I mean - just how big is too big??