”I can’t believe you got me this! Do you want to watch me use it?”

It was quite some gift! The alpha male of the house, quite unbidden, had gotten me something that he knew I would love. Something maybe eight inches long, flesh colored, and so life-like that I just had to pop it in my mouth.

Just for him!

He was so kind to me. Giving me a ride home. Buying me such a lovely gift.

Well I had to give him something in return, now didn’t I?