There are worse things in life than being the new kid in high school: Like having a weird name. Or having a major secret that you can't share with your BFF because she's totally human and would freak if she saw your true form. Or having a date with the hottest guy in school, but your parents will ground you for life because he's a dragon shapeshifter, and historically your two races are at war. Or being hunted to extinction by a radical group of humans who have almost destroyed your entire gene pool.

Or you could be a troll.

Ozelle Bandercock happens to be all of these.

Let the school year begin.