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The Dating Detox

The Dating Detox

Released: 2009-12-24
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Released: 2009-12-24
© Avon

Description

‘A laugh-out-loud funny take on modern dating for lovers of Paige Toon and Adele Parks. Perfect to read while you’re detoxing in January!’ Closer Magazine
A supremely unlucky in love, late twenty-something living in London decides to leave the whole sorry business of dating behind – at least for a while.
Dating is a dangerous sport. So after her sixth successive failed relationship, romantically-challenged 20-something Sass decides she’s had enough.
The Dating Detox is born. No men, no break-ups, no problem.
The result? Her life – usually joyfully/traumatically occupied with dates, clothes and vodka – is finally easy. Chastity rocks. No wonder nuns are always singing. Everything falls at her feet. Especially men.
Will Sass break the rules? Why does fate keep throwing her in the path of the irritatingly amusing – and gorgeous – Jake? Will she ever roll the dice and play again? Or is a love-free life too good to risk losing?
Reviews
‘A laugh-out-loud funny take on modern dating for lovers of Paige Toon and Adele Parks. Perfect to read while you’re detoxing in January!’ Closer Magazine
‘A saucy, fun read!’ Star Magazine
‘ Left me with a warm feeling and a great big smile on my face.’ Burton Mail
‘Smart, plotty and funny, The Dating Detox is the work of a master.’ Dublin Evening News
‘Warm and witty, and a feast of fun!’ Lancashire Evening Post
About the author
Gemma Burgess moved to London at the age of 22. She started working as an advertising copywriter, and applied herself more wholeheartedly to having a good time. Eight years later she decided to distil some of her experiences into The Dating Detox: the book for women with confidence, wit and style but absolutely no clue whatsoever how to know the real thing when they see it. (Love, that is.)

Apple Books: Customer Ratings

Ratings & Reviews

4.5 of 5 (253 Ratings)

Apple Books: Customer Reviews

2019-10-17

Absolute joy to read

I couldn’t put it down and smashed it out in two days.
So much fun to read, I want to find my Jake and have friends like Bloomie and Kate. Absolutely loved it.
emmy2608
2013-08-08

Amazing

Loved this book!!..didn't expect it to be so addictive, I'm admittedly slightly sleep deprived because of it haha x
XxCat96xx
2013-06-23

The dating detox

Loved this book! Could not put it down! Hilarious modern and very accurate view of the dating world and sarcastic UK humour. Amazing read!
Rubbishap11111
2013-01-09

Friends meets made in Chelsea

Loved it! So much fun very witty and addictive, couldn't put the book down.
Constanza Marquez
2012-11-28

Brilliant!

Really really enjoyed reading this book.. It was so easy to get into and feel involved in Sass' friendship circle! Loved it from beginning to end, laughable, sweet & relatable! Can't wait to see what else Gemma Burgess has in store next! :)
kpoplove_x
2012-11-16

Very funny!

Good girly book, very funny. Enjoyed reading, totally light hearted!
Becki1842
2012-10-01

Xxx

Loved it!
Marketsi
2012-07-13

Loved it...

Loved this book. The explanations of people and situations are hilarious.
My favourite from this authors is 'a girl like you'.
shellybow
2012-07-05

Love it

Great book - makes me wanna be a single girl in London
nimmor
2012-04-18

Dating Detox

Fantastic. Hilarious Great Read.
Meggimoha
2012-03-22

Best book ever.

OMG I enjoyed the book the story everything I could see myself be Kate , bloomie or minxy . Thks so much xxx keeping the tree Cs in control lol
Baybynou
2012-03-21

Unexpectedly Hilarious

I honestly try to avoid 'chic-lit' like it was the plague, however I picked this up and it resulted in laughing out loud, seemingly to myself, with virtually every turn of the page... This then resulted in my housemates giving me concerned sideways glances at regular intervals.
Your nickname has been taken
2012-02-24

Loved this book!!

Laughed out loud so many times! Really well written. Have already recommended to friends. Thank you Gemma burgess. I hope theres many more to come :0)
Lil'miss-trouble444
2011-12-12

Love it!!!

Love love love Gemma burgess!!! Brilliant read, when is the next one?!
Pippy890
2011-11-11

5 stars

Gemma Burgess is just brilliant, the characters are so easy to relate to and there are plenty of laughs along the way, The perfect ''chick-lit'', I couldn't put it down!
Lauralou0604
2011-10-14

Great read!

Was glued to the book from start to finish and found myself up saying the all the familiar "one more page" at 4am!
YSchou
2011-09-21

Excellent read

This is my second book by this author and about to search for more. It's a great book that really draws you in. Couldn't put it down which is why my phone battery is constantly dying! Lol. Read and enjoy!
eileenmcm1966
2011-09-19

Just what I needed!

Well written, light-hearted yet intelligent. Great 10/10 :0D
Schmaffie
2011-09-06

The dating detox

Good read! Buy it..
carmen snell
2011-09-04

Excellent

What a cracking read. Laughed out loud and really enjoyed it. Bought the next book and looking forward to reading it.
CSBampton
2011-08-26

Horrible!!! 

After reading "a girl like you" I had high expectations & I'm very disappointed. The character tries too hard to be funny buts fails dismally!!! After 300pages I've given up am going to delete this book. I kept rolling my eyes through the 300pages.
My advise don't download this book!
NubianQueen22
2011-08-22

Dating detox

Love love LOVE this book!! Couldn't put it down!
Han kimi
2011-08-21

great book

really enjoyed this, couldnt put it down
angrybird-anonymous