Rattlesnake Necktie is a collection of mild bizzaro and classic horror stories featuring seven works previously published in hard copy and four new stories. What happens when the world's economy is based on reality television? A mother rescues her son from his pimp, but can she break his addiction to grass...mowing? A murder trial is decided by parking lot joust. Carnivorous carpet, sentient pollen, exploding shoes, soul traders and hot tubs are just the beginning of this deadly double-Windsor.