Hers used to work perfectly. It found her fingerings, orgasms and love. But now, as she moves into her thirties completely committed to Serious Boyfriend Number Three...

It can't get wet.

It hurts.

It might be broken.

Surely there must be some way to get it going again?

Setting off on a desperate quest to fix her fanny, there's no limit to what she'll try. But nothing seems to be working...

What becomes of happily-ever-after for a woman who can't stand sex with the best guy ever?