Unexpectedly transported to the Pearly Gates after a fractious encounter with a rogue grand piano, I found myself a victim of mistaken identity.  tied up in red tape and bureaucracy. Trapped in a netherworld between Heaven and Hell, I was assigned to Spook Duties while my status was being determined. This was most definitely not the vision of an angelic afterlife I had been expecting. And so, with my fate hanging in the balance, I applied to return to the land of the living