So it only makes sense that you might, some day, end up kidnapped and forced to endure some very painful interrogations.

What does not make sense is ending up kidnapped by giant blue aliens who happen to have an insatiable thirst for milk.

Human milk.

Logic says I should be looking for an escape, looking for a way back to my home planet. Back to my work, my family.

Back to being human.

But nothing about this experience is logical. Least of all the pleasure I find in being reduced from a brilliant hacker to an animal whose sole purpose is to be milked and bred by my new Master.

And when an old feud threatens my new way of life, those who tried to take me from my Master will find that this little heifer has horns—and I’m not afraid to use them.