Hobbette Betty Dräggynz is perfectly content with her busy social life, when fourteen uninvited guests arrive on her doorstep. Her immediate thought is that she doesn't have enough biscuits; but that afternoon, her social plans, the contents of her wardrobe, and her life change forever, for she is whisked away on an adventure to the former Dwarvish territory of There-No-More to reclaim a long-lost treasure. The catch? It's guarded by a rather large dragon.

On her way, she encounters danger, excitement, projectile-vomiting, three villainous hairdressers, and a mysterious gold ring.

Elsewhere in Mediocre Earth, the shadowy, supposedly dead sorceress Sharon Lemontea is busy plotting to take over the entire world; assisted by her army of FORCS and goblins.