Beyond appalling. I was trying my best to give this garbage the benefit of the doubt, and I wasn't doing too badly until Hells Gatekeeper laughed his comedy horror laugh and I lost my resolve to watch it until the end in the hope that it might get better. Trust me by 'better' I mean at the most poor. Modern haircuts, American accents and awful 'acting' made me wish I's spent the rental fee on something more interesting like a packet of crisps or a pencil sharpener.
Avoid at all costs!