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Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

Released: 2010-10-15
© 2010 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved.
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Released: 2010-10-15
© 2010 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved.

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Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father who embarrasses, Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues - all of which collide at the prom.

Apple TV: Customer Reviews

2013-06-24

HILARIOUS

if you don't like twilight then this is the film for you. It's hilarious - honestly buy it, I laughed so much I was crying XD
eloisesutton
2012-07-24

So funny!

This is really funny! If you have seen twi
Ight and liked or didn't like it, this is the best thing to follow up! Worth buying <3
GracieChapman
2012-06-17

Rent

Why cant i rent this film when all the other ones are able to rent. Typical?? Any help???
Too funny,.'
2012-06-03

WARNING NOT FOR TWI-HARDS

This film is pretty much the BETTER version of twilight, enough said.
FizzyPooJnr
2012-04-19

Must see!

I absolutely hate the Twilight films, and i love this film. There's comedy, good script & a great (and talented) cast - the complete opposite to Twilight.
I don't usually like spoof films as i prefer the books, but this one got tons of good reviews so thought I'd rent it.
So glad I did
Whether you're a fan or not of spoof films, you should check this film out!
kirst8912
2012-04-04

Hahahaha

If u liked Twilight this is 4 u! It's a romantic comedy with twilight look alikes and u just have to watch the raining men dance it's sooooooooooooo funny. So if ur up 4 a lsugh or ur feeling down u will most defo laugh at this. You might also like Breaking Wind too. That is another spin-off the Twilight Saga!!! Rofl B-)
King Boo!
2012-02-27

I don't careee! Luv it baby!

Im a big twilight fan but I dnt care I still luv dis M0vIe!!!
Mew mew zoe
2012-02-13

Omg I love this film

Omg this film is awesome but it's kinda weird when your parents are watching it with u but it's a grate film😜😝
Rose Cullen: )
2012-02-08

pathetic

okay seriously this movie were crap it is not find it funny at all a rubbish spoof switched it off after a while would not suggest anyone to watch this waste of time 
s/bburn/12
2012-01-08

Loooooove it!! A MUST SEE!!

One of the most hilarious movies ever created! It also got me into twilight as well cause I am not a twilight fan as I haven't read or seen twilight! I really enjoyed it! A must see and this is coming from a person who has never seen twilight so go on buy it or rent it, if you like a laugh! Hilarious, must see and made me a twilight fan, so yeh it works on both sides! 😍😍😍😍😜
Dezzersthemoonbear :D
2011-11-07

Jokes film

I think that this film is sooooooooo jokes
Even though I love the twilight series
Sweatha Shanthakumar
2011-10-15

Mattlanter

Nuffsaid.
Abi allen
2011-08-20

Brilliant!

Absolutely amazing film, had me in stitches! Really well written, brilliant spoof of twilight, which leads to the only downside, to get most of the jokes in this film, you have to watch twilight first...
Dan Houlton
2011-08-17

Aammaazziinngg

I watched this with HIGH expectations and they were fufiled i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE twilight and especially Robert Pattinson!!!!!!!!
Afcrule444
2011-08-08

Pure Genius

Absoultely Hilarious!!!! My bf LOVES the twilight series and made me watch all the films......so watching this was like solid gold - espicially the look on my bf's face! LOL
Phia xx
2011-07-27

Lols alot!

I have only seen the first movie and read no books but I thought it was hilarious. I totally see that black eyed peas resemblance and the jonas brothers one too! I won't condemn the hatred. Haters gonna hate, but I'm sticking with my opinion, which is ROFLOL(roll on floor laughing out loud)!
His kayness
2011-07-24

meh

nothing special. you could tell where they tried too hard to be funny. the prom scene was good and a couple of other moments at the beginning but that was it really. it was alright.
Skedlin
2011-06-27

Not that great...

I dislike Twilight hugely, and this movie had its funny moments, but was a bit disappointed. Some parts seemed like they tried too hard to make it funny and some were just ridiculously over-the-top. I would recommed a rent, but definately not worth buying as you are not likely to watch it more than once.
chelsbbs
2011-06-19

Me

I love it cuz I hate twilight
Slutty me
2011-06-01

THE BLOODY ( get it?!) BEST MOVIE EVER!

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofunny !! Xoxoxoxox
BamMargeraNumber2
2011-05-18

BEST COMEDY EVER!

I couldn't stop laughing. Me and my friend watched it together and we loved Edward's serious face. We could not stop lauging for over 10 minutes. I love how she got a papre cut and was suddenly stumbling around with blood coming out her elbow into a tower of wine glasses. I would totally recommed to everyone :P xxx
taehyungtv
2011-05-01

Funniest movie ever!

I watched this thinking it was going to be rubbish but it was sooo funny!!!
Lilac
2011-04-23

Errors

I had errors on another movie and it turns out that the reason is because you dont hav enough memory on your device. So don't take it out on the movie, you just need to delete some things to make enough room for it to be stored on ur device. I hope this has helped alot of people. Your welcome :)
Jazzyman29
2011-04-16

Couldn't of been better !!!

This film was hilarious I loved all of it especially the end of it You have to watch this film xxx you will love it didn't matter if you were a tw fan or not .
Giggles aloud
2011-03-13

Um...

Downloaded it, payed and now there's an error and not downloading 
yoshi0wns
2011-03-08

A MUST SEE

It's soo funny specially when she gets her cactus out
bk544
2011-03-06

hilarious

i laughed the whole way through, i love the books and the films of twilight, but a good mickey take never downs my spirits, i love the the prom king and queen part, the hair curlers, i reccomend this definitley, stupid comedy is always a spirit lifter.
tune_roka_chick
2011-03-06

A MUST SEE!

THIS MOVIE IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! I MEAN O.M.G. IF U HAVEN'T SEEN THIS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING ITS AMAZING END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A MUST SEE MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
griffin2010
2011-02-28

Not Impressed.

Tried to rent the film. It took the money and then had an error. It now won't download or give me my money back :/
Pretty little girl
2011-02-27

The best fillm i've ever seen

the best film you'll ever see. What a legend of a
film. MAKE SURE YOU GET THIS FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kell from hell
2011-02-27

Some cheap laughs but otherwise a waste of time

Not much else to say - it's a cheesy spoof and a waste of time to watch.
Ms Honeywell
2011-02-27

You either love it or you hate it!

It's like marmite, if you have seen all the twilights i'm sure you'll like it more but if you haven't then like me I think you'll find it a waste of time with a couple of small laughs. I hope this review is helpful to anyone not sure whether to buy it or not although i would rent it first if you're really still not sure! :)
The cyclist
2011-02-26

Not bad but not great

Ok i love the twilight films and i found this parody of it was both good and bad.
it's one of those movies you watch when u hav nothing bettter to do
some scenes are quite funny like the ones with team edward and team jacob in, but i found that i
got a bit bored as the rest was very childish.
plus if u havn't seen the twilight films u won't get many of the jokes
to me this film is a watch once and then get a life kind of film.
if you want to see a grt parody of the twilight film check out the one by the Hillywood show
OtoriReka
2011-02-26

...

I was really looking forward to this film and went to see it with a group of friends. We all found it a disappointment! It didn't live up to expectations sadly.
PhoebeAmmie
2011-02-26

Laugh out loud funny.

Saw this in the cinema and it was absolutely hilarious! So many random funny moments from start to finish. Definitely the best spoof I've seen!
Chdawson
2011-02-26

Awesome:D

Love this film! Most of the people who say this film is rubbish are fans of the original Twilight films.. It's great, it picks up every little thing that the true actors do. If you want a good laugh and you're not really a fan of twilight.. Watch this!
z0esparkles
2011-02-26

.....=]

well there are betta films than this crap but it was funny because of the quality I wudnt recommend it but if u want to see it don't be supprised if this comment is wrong for your opinion x
Ellzcrazy14
2011-02-26

Nahh ..

The preview didnt show much apart from Bella and Her Dad drving. The rating isnt any better anyway.
__justella
2011-02-26

FUNNY AS HELL !!!!!!!

Never seen a beter mic-take
Tammy+choc=!!!!!
2011-02-25

Cool

Its bloody cool
Ellaja1963
2011-02-25

Rubbish

Complete waste of time watching this movie :-( not even funny
Carlrichmond1
2011-02-25

What can I say?

Well! I really don't know what to say about this movie x it is really funny but that is because it is so awful. Some of it was overacted and that really wrecked it I thought. Watch twilight series first to get the full effect xxx
Gothgirl100
2011-02-25

Funny for a twilight fan

This movie is very funny (partly because it's so bad..!) sometimes a bit cringy. I recommend it to a twilight fan
TofuLo
2011-02-25

amazing!

watched it in the cinema ges go! creased! :L
Jord137
2011-02-24

Error loading

I rented the movie and it has stopped at 33:20 minutes into it, how can I solve it?
MrSeannyy
2011-02-24

Love this movie

Hilarious
ChloesIPhone5
2011-02-23

From A Twilight Fan

It's actually not bad. Good detail and nicely made. Some amusing but mostly childish humour, but it works for me!
Bomple
2011-02-23

Great movie

If your one of those people who hates twilight you will love it. If you like twilight (your a bit weird) you will still like it, all of my friends that like twilight (are weird) but love the brilliant spoof on twílight
*horse*
poligomm
2011-02-23

BEYOND CRAP

nothing was funny and i have watched all the twilight films and i got all the jokes but they just weren't funny wouldn't recommend to anyone!!! Don't watch!!!
bo3368
2011-02-23

I personally found it quite funny!

I suggest watching the preview first, if you laugh at that, you'll find the film hilarious!
Embo lembo
2011-02-23

American humour silly

Oh my god not funny
Katie 2011
2011-02-22

'Shudders'

Some parts of th film were just too akward to watch.
Imaginationgirl
2011-02-22

Brilliant!! :)

It was a real fun film, it's actually better if you like twilight so then you'll get the jokes. If you havent watched it I guess it wouldn't be as good but because there are mixed opinions on it I would suggest renting it- but a hilarious fun film, totally worth it :)
Jems999
2011-02-22

could have been better.

it was okay,
not the worst film ive ever seen but could have been better, it wasn't funny, and was greatly lacking in jokes that could have easily been made.
not worth the money, but if you are going to watch it, rent it first.
jesscaap
2011-02-22

Love it

This film is amazing 10000times better than twilight!!twilights a load of crap!!!
laura10051
2011-02-21

utter rubbish

i did not like this film. it was terrible. it wasnt funny at all, a complete waste of money!!!
evil seagull