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Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and has refused to leave his side ever since.

iTunes Store: Customer Reviews

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PIONT1
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2018-09-02
Please Put The Extended Version On Like You Have On iTunes USA
Thank You 🙂👍🏻

Awful

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lennonsaves
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2017-05-07
A film for our times: Is it any wonder some people from other cultures want to bomb us?
An irredeemably ugly movie that will delight stupid people everywhere.

Love it so funny

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😀dennisthemennis😱
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2017-02-19
You should watch this it's hilarious 😂 just watch now your missing out

Idiot movie for idiots

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Johny3172
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2016-12-10
This is a movie for those who never passed age 7 menthally, regradless of being over 30..

Simply Awful

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2Xhowto
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2016-12-03
Couldn’t even finish watching. Devoid of humour, gross and crude. I usually like Mark Wahlberg but how he got involved in this movie is beyond me. Please don’t download.

TED

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123LBC222
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2015-07-20
Disappointing.

good film

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teddy9000
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2014-08-13
great film could watch it over and over again

Epic I loved this film!

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JPL3009
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2014-04-19
This is a awesome film I really loved it but for someone really older it would be bd but for someone about 15 it would be a great film!
I LOVE THIS FILM! :)
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The best

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Jamjjes
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2014-03-18
Just watch it so funny

Disappointed

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_theblairsnitch
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2014-03-04
I heard really good reviews about this film so I decided to rent it just to see what it was like. I must say I am highly disappointed. It's funny in some areas but in others it's just plain boring and not enjoyable. I don't understand why this is so expensive to buy either to be honest.

Awsome!!!!!

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Lilalovelisa
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2014-02-27
This is like the best film EVER!!!!! I soooo loved it!!!!

Boring

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Beasty9999999
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2013-12-29
Under 18 youll love it over and youll be bored out your head

Poor Effort at what should have been funny...

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WeAreTAPE
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2013-12-07
This film has very rare moments of being funny, the rest of the time it's cheap childish humour that gets boring…could have been good but unfortunately it really isn't.

A Little Disappointing

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3x champs Redskins
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2013-10-08
I must say I had heard so many good things about this movie I was excited to get it but unfortunately it fell a bit flat after all the hype

Great film rubbish price

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arif786amira
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2013-09-28
It's a great film but the price is to much(£9.99) I can get that movie for £5 in morrisons

Ted

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Quicksilverwing
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2013-09-07
What can be said, rude, course, disgusting pile of rubbish.
An absolutely disgraceful film.
It started really well and descended into nonsense, which would normally be ok but this was revolting infantile nonsense!
Save your money and time DON'T BUY OR WATCH!
Shame because PAUL was hilarious!

Aimed at teenagers

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Cruz Queen
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2013-09-07
This was such a let down, first few minutes I thought it was going to be good, it was very slow in the middle and the ending was rubbish, it was like a kids film but was very rude etc..so obviously not suitable for kids...

Ted

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Danielle trooper
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2013-08-18
Need to bring out a TED 2 sooooo ergent loved it !!!

It's epic

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Dobby.c1
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2013-08-03
Good film

Ted

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HunterEFC
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2013-07-27
How can anyone say this film is rubbish it is one of the funniest films I have ever seen if not the funniest.

TED DANSON

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Funky sea gull dot com
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2013-07-24
Ted Danson really makes the film awesome

Applefanmay1998

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Applefanmay1998
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2013-07-22
Why the hell are people writing negative reviews for this movie. It's freakin hilarious. It's just as funny as family guy and the Simpsons. Well worth the £9.99. I just can't wait for the sequel to come. Seth macfarlane you are a comedy genius.

Good film

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Riley38
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2013-07-15
Good film but bad price 9.99

Ted

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Chris1010101023256852456745
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2013-06-27
Ted is simply amazing it is one of the funniest films I've ever seen . A good bit was when Hohn and Ted are at the aquarium and the hug and Teds say I love u

I love this film!

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lisssied
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2013-06-18
Really funny film

Loved it!

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Christian2178
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2013-06-07
Laughed a lot! If you like Family Guy then you'll love this!

DULL

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didijustbuythat?
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2013-05-28
Really not funny at all.

Ted

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Meavis opr
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2013-05-23
Best movie ive ever seen so funny i could watch it over and over again every night yeooooo ( random luv ya jodie <3 ) xxx

Eggatron

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Eggatron80
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2013-05-19
Not good at all it's just a really bad family guy didn't laugh once

Awesome

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Nat012345678910
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2013-05-17
Ted is a epic film and I love it . The best part is the thunda song

Great film

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Giggins83
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2013-05-17
Don't know why people are giving this one star?????? Did you watch the same film as others. Was really good from start to end. Not a massive fan of mark wahlberg, but plays a good part in this

Hilarious

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Lesbo316
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2013-05-16
Start to finish barrel of laughs

A let down

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Haggismanny
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2013-05-15
With the success of family guy already i thought that this would have to be a good film, although i was let down by it. The film is unfunny and without the humour there is no distraction to realising what a boring story line this film has. I wouldn't recommend this film to anyone with a mental age over 12.

Ted

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Jams3210
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2013-05-11
Unable to watch as keeps stopping

Need to watch

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Bil7827
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2013-04-28
This is the most awesome film I have saw in the past 2 months . Need to watch TED!!!!

Epic

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Middle quality
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2013-04-27
So funny can watch it over and over and is still amazing. I especially like the thunder buddies song and the groceries shop.

Hi

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Asbow
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2013-04-26
Best film ever

Brilliant

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Jacob1121
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2013-04-17
Went to see it in the cinema a while back i find ted hilarious and i was laughing the whole way through good job seth macfarlen

rip off

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dayg83
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2013-04-16
£8.99 on bluray in hmv, this is the reason i wouldnt download movies from itunes everything is overpriced

Hilarious!

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Miguel 9
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2013-04-11
Now this is a comedy!
I'm told by my girlfriend very much a guys film : - )
Every grown man should have a TED

AWESOME

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Munchy123
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2013-04-01
I watched this with my cousin and her boyfriend this was the best film ever 5 star +++++++++++ I wouldn't let 15 or younger watch this because of some language but apart from that great film

Nodz-13

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Nodz-13
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2013-03-25
Made Me Laff So Much Great Film :)

THE BEST!

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craigrose98
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2013-03-19
Actually the best and funniest film I have ever seen. Just don't watch it with your parents!

TED

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Pjosment
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2013-03-11
The trailer for this film was very misleading. We sat down to watch the film as family entertainment (youngest 15 oldest 71) and were taken aback by the totally unnecessary number of expletives. Hence stopped watching after 20 minutes. I think the trailer should have been more accurate. I'm sure it's difficult to do but I would really like a refund

EPIC

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Joe_210
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2013-03-11
Absolutely hilarious Amazing.
EPIC

Ted

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J&R1
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2013-03-09
Its OK! i wouldnt say it's a full on comedy......dont buy...rent it.....it aint worth a tenner

Ted

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DJDeeJay3000
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2013-03-09
This is a very good and funny film from Seth MacFarlane, the man behind Family Guy and American Dad, which manages in most circumstances to maintain the standard in places that he's used before in what he's best known for. Although to hear that Ted's more foul-mouthed and what not as well makes me for one think that he's also not been afraid to step up to the mark to make things a little more extreme as well. When it came to the film, the intro was rather moving at times, and I couldn't believe that Johnny and Ted did what they did for all those years before the real story begun, but when that happened I didn't laugh as much as I wanted to, which explains why it's 4 and not 5 stars from me, but all the negative reviews make me think that those people don't seem to be picking up MacFarlane's humour that he writes and the film as a whole. So, overall, not quite as good as Family Guy, but still enjoyable all in all, and to hear there's been some talk of a sequel has got me keen to find out more in the future, if it's true.

Ted,oh Ted

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The trash pack ninja
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2013-03-08
extremely funny

Ted

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Really lol
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2013-03-04
Funny ! Great !lol

Lol

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Kill dare dude
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2013-02-25
This film is the funniest film ever! I would highly recommend and every time you watch it, it is like you've never seen such comedy before. It is truly classical

Dull

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Joshua129
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2012-12-15
Pretty much a real life Family Guy with none of the characters, and we all know Family Guy is dull after watching it for a couple of years. Unless you like laughing at the same jokes over and over and over and over again

Lost my sense of humor

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MacDmn
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2012-12-13
Well that's a couple of hours of my life I wish I could get back. Didn't find it at all funny.

Ted

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Emma2306
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2012-12-12
Completely over rated... Not funny at all.. Just try's to hard to be

Waste of time

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Berkshire Traveler
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2012-12-12
The first 20 minutes was ok after that it went down hill. It was a good concept but poorly executed. Don't waste your time

Really bad... A shame

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jordibares
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2012-12-12
Other than a few jokes here as there this is a very bad movie. A shame because the premise was interesting.
Can someone give me back one hour of my life back please?

Pile of junk

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drew.it
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2012-12-11
Think I laughed once.

Belinda DG

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Martinaccio
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2012-12-09
Hilarious….if you are a pubescent 13 year old boy.

Not very good

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sgian
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2012-12-05
All the good bits of this movie were in the trailers.The story line was pretty poor and overall a disappointment.It could have been a great film but it just wasn't as good a Family Guy.

Don't buy

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Samlcfc 27
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2012-12-04
This is poo it took me 4 hours to download and I only had 30 seconds left to complete it and now it says they have to restart it over again so don't buy this poo film

DO NOT DOWNLOAD

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Ali1111987
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2012-12-03
This is a great film - loved it. But the quality provided by Apple here is terrible. The film is shaky and it stops with 40 minutes left to go - so you don't even see the ending! BE warned.

SO not funny

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wastedyuthe
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2012-12-02
If you enjoy listening to a teddy bear shout expletives every 10 seconds as "humour" then you'll love it. Otherwise, steer clear, just like I'll be doing.

Rubbish

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Deepdown130
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2012-12-01
Thank god I only rented it. What a waste of £3.49. If only I could have awarded it no stars.

Great film bad price

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Wing8
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2012-11-29
The film itself is great! But £13.99 for a film that is only £9.99 in tescos is daylight robbery!!!!!

Great Film!!

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ako1995
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2012-11-29
Went to see this in the cinema, ive never laughed so much watching a film, dont know how anyone can not fin it funny!!! TERRIBLE PRICE FROM iTUNES THOUGH!!

Interesting idea but just not very good

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Mount Brandon
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2012-11-29
I wanted to like this film but its just not funny - basically a film about a teddy bear that swears sums it up. Poor execution.

Ted

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R-J-F
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2012-11-28
Really disappointed as this had such good reviews. Not very funny and poor storyline. Such a shame as could have been a brilliant film.

Really Disappointed

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AP]-[EX
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2012-11-28
I purchased this based on the genius that is Seth!! However, if you are a lover of the humour and laughs that accompany the magic of Family Guy or American Dad (less so the Cleveland Show) then you really will be disappointed. This is not the endless, start to finish barrel of laughs that some people have proclaimed (critics included). I can count the laugh out loud moments on one hand. It is not a bad movie it's just...OK. (NOTE TO SELF - Be cautious in future when it comes to reviews, especially on iTunes)

Seth's on Form!!

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Chingford Chan
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2012-11-26
If you like Family Guy and American Dad, DO NOT MISS THIS MOVIE!!!!
How many cast members could YOU spot doing cameos?
👍

Rubbish

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popoutta
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2012-11-26
How is this getting good reviews? If you are under 16 you might find it amusing in a stupid way. Otherwise, save your money. I no longer believe these reviews.

Great film!!

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Kennethbut
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2012-11-26
Wow!! Just brought it and watching in the cinema with my mates, was in stitches!!!! Hahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahahahahaha !! Great film to watch (not with the kids though! Love it!

Ted

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Hyeg
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2012-11-26
Very good best

Top

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FBH72
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2012-10-28
Top film, really enjoyed it and so funny!
Would recommend!

Teddy!

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Shanesgirl
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2012-10-23
Very funny laughed nonstop throughout! Best film I've seen this year, but it certainly not child friendly as it contains lots of swearing!!

Ted

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Metal god 86
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2012-10-22
Ted is the best film av seen so far this year it is epic!

Awesome

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Ross1997maloney
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2012-10-15
Ted is an awesome film, a teddybear that comes to life and grows up with you becoming your pot smoking best mate lol.

Ted

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Smashyman
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2012-10-14
This is an awesome funny movie...forget the other review and buy it!. It's very very funny and will crack you up...enjoy! I will repay everyone's rental if you don't like it.
Mmmm just kidding

Truly Brilliant

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ajrobber
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2012-10-14
Amazing film, saw it in cinema with mrs, was in stitches throughout.
Even my rents found it funny.
If you love family guy, you'll LOVE this

Ted

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Hulkbottle
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2012-10-14
I you like Family Guy you will love this, it is defenately a blokes film. TOP DRAW