Now listeners I know that I said I was going to be reading out another review, but sod that, this is far too important and I can’t hold it in any more. This last week has been amazing, I feel like a child again, on a voyage of self-discovery with Uncle Ted. I decided I'd give a quick listen to the Bad Boy Running Podcast and thank the Lorde Dorde I dide. Hilarious discussion about all things running, recorded without a hint of concern for sound quality or even basic hygiene. I just wanted to hang out with the presenters, especially if Jody brought his sister along, she sounds like one hell of a girl, very accommodating. It made complete sense why they were recommended as one of the top ten podcasts to listen to by Runners World, nothing to do with them spamming a facebook post, they’d never stoop to so low. They’re a class act who respect the sanctity of other creative output.
Hot dang - in fact it was so good let’s listen now. Alexa Play Bad Boy Running Podcast.
I also tried Caffeine Bullets for the first time and sweet billy blue, balled Jesus, they're one spicy meatball! They have 100mg of caffeine in each mint chew and because the caffeine is absorbed through your cheeks it smacks you in the face with a caffeine kick in only 5 minutes. In my last race I was so tired I was found weeping in the foetal position, calling out for the warm embrace of Uncle Ted. I thought I was hallucinating an angel who slipped the minty goodness of a Caffeine Bullet into my mouth and within minutes I was sprinting past Usain Bolt and Eliud Kipchoge, who happened to be in the same race as me for some reason, winning in a course record of 4.8 seconds. They were on sale on Amazon.com, although Amazon blocked their sale recently, something to do with fda approval - what the fda? Hopefully back up by the time you hear this.