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The beans are back! A bumper episode to kick off the new series. Lots to cover. And Samuel steers the beans towards the topic of assassinations which absolutely classic Samuel frankly. Knuckle down and let’s get through this together people. Join our
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The beans are back! A bumper episode to kick off the new series. Lots to cover. And Samuel steers the beans towards the topic of assassinations which absolutely classic Samuel frankly. Knuckle down and let’s get through this together people.
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Release Date: 06/12/2023, 01:01:53

Description

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

Apple Podcasts: Customer Reviews

The best podcast

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EJ0511
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2023-12-08
Ever.

Three Bean Salad

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Jasey Pricey
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2023-10-30
Absolutely brilliant show. A genuine laugh out loud (LOL) show. Three genuinely funny chaps having a ball, and they’re happy to let us hear their babbling.

Absolutely brilliant

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B3ntheboy
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2023-10-27
The funniest podcast out there. Get it in your ears now!

The pub chat you wish you were having

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Daveybot
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2023-10-27
Honestly, none of it is important. None of it matters. It’s just three guys and their random chat. But it isn’t full of misogyny or sports or bravado - instead it has honesty and imagination and absolute silliness (and some genuinely superb editing). I could listen to these chaps talk for weeks.

Awesome

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dom243567
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2023-10-25
Probably one of the funniest podcasts out there.

Lukewarm banter

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EnricoSalad
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2023-10-23
At its finest

Three lovely beans

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Craig_W_
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2023-10-22
Three lovely beans, good vibe, funny funny people.

Trojan perfection

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pcdvibe
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2023-10-19
Top drawer content

Advert CRINGE 😬

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PoolLILY
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2023-10-17
Just heard the beans do their first Ad on the pod (money supermarket) and wanted to eat my own liver. I can HEAR them dying inside.

A review from no-one special

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Mr Bekk
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2023-09-22
Fantastically glorious, silly funny, mind expanding, genuine unbiased discussion on topics that have little to no relevance to the original subject matter.
Three charming gents, three mates chatting maximum waffle and having a good one whilst providing comic gold.
The Rome episode, (number 3 I think) the Russell Crowe & panini section, one of the few occasions that resulted in tears from an audio based stimulus only. Gold.
Whilst always leaving a few episodes in reserve, listening again, intermittently, from the beginning, doesn’t take the shine away.
Come on Bri, ave a ride!

Bean Machine, Machine Machine

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Amz___xxx
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2023-09-12
I left a glowing 5 star review that doesn’t appear anymore…sorry about that, couple of gremlins in the system there, ghost in the machine. Perhaps a metaphor for a…Good Evening.
You know the score, you make me laugh out loud in public, yadda yadda, Rob Bert yadda yadda, Elis James said it was the best yadda yadda.

Extraordinary

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Mr zerberzer
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2023-09-07
The most extraordinary thing happened to me the other day . I was eating jelly beans , driving past Bean in Kent listening to 3 bean salad. I had slipped into a bean vortex. When I finally escaped the traction bean , I was 10 years younger. This podcast is … oh no it’s happening again ….

Is Elis on the Bean payroll?

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Paul Currant
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2023-08-22
The Beans owe Mr James at least a coffee each.
Great recommendation by another great podcaster.
Now I’m going to recommend Chatabix.
Unfortunately I’m a nobody.

Had to stop listening

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regularuberuser
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2023-08-09
in public, started getting weird looks

Macho Love Gods

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fwy67
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2023-08-05
This quartet are worshiped in parts of Wales. Virile, athletic, hirsute, potent. They are the 4 other dwarves that never get talked about. (For good reason) Praise them.

Fantastically funny!

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BigJim2k
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2023-08-02
I listen to this while running and people around me must wonder why I am bursting into laughter every few steps! Just subscribe now!

Extraordinary power to influence

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Debs BM
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2023-08-01
In Tesco, I found myself in the card aisle. Then realised that it was Henry who needed the card.

More like three A-level beads :)

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Cash4cakes
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2023-07-25
When my Grandma serviced the US army stationed in North Yorkshire ….she kept talking about Three Bean Salads she enjoyed and gobbled down each day …by these fine men fighting against oppression . It’s turns out it was code, now deciphered and officially released by the UK government. Dam am amazed my Grans stamina. This show reminds me of her stories.

Three beans

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Thornydevil
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2023-07-24
I have recently found this podcast, and have binged the whole lot. I am now obviously brainwashed, and will be subscribing to the Rapture Tier.
If you have children, don’t worry there’s a lewd content warning, it usually appears half way through the lewd talk, but it’s there.
Henry’s laugh brings me joy, tbh, I couldn’t imagine the pod without him.
Beware Bonjamin!
(Realised, I haven’t said anything about Mike, he was the reason I started listening to begin with)

Much better than a 3 bean salad

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willcrafter
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2023-07-23
Very funny ramblings. The episode with the birthday card debacle (spiral of doom) had me in stitches.
A great new podcast to listen to after being a fan of Mike’s ‘St Elwicks neighbourhood association newsletter’ podcast.
As an Exeter resident, I can also confirm that our city centre post office is in a WHSmith.

Head and shoulders above the rest

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Alan Runner
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2023-07-15
The definitive purist’s comedy podcast. Once you’re in, you’re in.

I Fall Asleep To Them Every Night

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EmBugTodt
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2023-06-25
Which is something I know they love to hear.

Love these guys

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samagray3
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2023-06-19
Just hearing their voices makes me laugh. I mean it sounds like a low bar but actually it’s fine by me

10/10 Bean Salad

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itsweszilla
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2023-06-18
The Beans will never know just how much they mean to me
(Unless they read this)
*bean

Essential podcast for a happy life!

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L%cy
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2023-05-28
This is my absolute favourite podcast, closely followed by St. Elwick’s Neighbourhood Association Newsletter (written brilliantly by Mike & regularly featuring Henry & Ben as hilarious locals - check it out!) The 3 Beans are absolute friend goals & their good-natured rib-tickling bants is the ultimate feel-good listen. I look forward to every Wednesday & have re-listened to all the episodes too many times to count. Please keep this podcast going forever!

3BS

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kwilkyn
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2023-04-28
Although I’m one of the few listeners NOT from Bremen, I still enjoy this podcast (even if the wurst and sauerkraut jokes go over my head.)
Keep it up gents, thoroughly enjoyable.

Very funny show

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Rygel16th
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2023-04-02
If you’re a fan of absurdist and surreal British comedy, this is the podcast for you.
It’s essentially three old friends, who are also professional comedians, riffing on a topic sent in by a listener.
The topic is merely a starting point however, and it’s anyone’s guess where it ends up. It’s mostly unscripted, with a degree of knowing improvisation that can only come from genuine friendship and comedic talent.
I came to it quite late after listening to Ben Partridge’s other show, and after listening to the latest couple of episodes I decided to go right to the beginning.
I think I enjoy it more now because of that catching up process. There are multitudinous meta references that make more sense once you’ve listened to the way the various elements evolved. It’s not impenetrable to the new listener, but there’s more fun to be had by listening to the whole thing.
As with anything like this, it’s the participatory nature of being in on the joke before it gets told that makes for a certain intimacy with the show.
In that regard it’s no different to ITMA, The Goon Show, Python or the Boosh.
Well worth your time and attention.

Amazing Pod

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Graven2121
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2023-03-17
Hilarious as it is random!

Best lukewarm banter you’ll hear

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Mother of Dribbles
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2023-03-08
My favourite pod of all the pods. I even joined the patron!

Blokes having a daft laugh

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ChicChoc77
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2023-03-06
Funny people having a daft laugh and saying ridiculous things. Bonus when one of them is the wonderful Mike Wozniak who I have a big soft spot for since his Taskmaster appearance. I hadn’t heard of the other two guys but they are funny too, they work well together.

Give it a go - from Bremen

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James the Ignored
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2023-03-06
My favourite pod by far. The three hosts just work so well together. So funny. Highly recommended.

Tremendous

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scotsmc
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2023-02-25
Recommended to me by a pal in Bremen. Tremendous stuff :D

Not great

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gaving7095
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2023-02-20
3 unfunny men endlessly tagging their unfunny “jokes” to the point of annoyance.
But don’t take my word for it - give it a try. Maybe it will be for you.
If not however, check out the awesome Brain Cigar - that’s how comedy should be done.

Superb! Too clever, too erudite and too underplayed to be a top 10 hit

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Corshamboy
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2023-02-14
Mass appeal demands compromises. They don’t. Came to this via an Off Menu recommendation. Truly magnificent. Wish I’d discovered it earlier - but then would be denied the joy of a 100+ back catalogue to catch up on.

Tour de France!

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Woodahooda
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2023-01-11
If you’re not listened to this then you are the opposite of a pompidoou sperb

Hyundai i10

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StillJustJones
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2022-11-30
I don’t begrudge the beans advertising revenue, but … but… there used to be such a respectful, love for the good old i10…. To have been cast aside for a Honda with flashy extras … oh god… that ‘oooh’ after Henry says ‘Honda sensing safety technology’ is just a stab in the i10’s glove box. If only I could tell who was speaking, I’d complain.

Breakfast Meats

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Kt81980
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2022-11-20
Never fails to make me laugh when I’m choring.

I will find you Michael.

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DarkUmbra1arbmUkraD
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2022-10-27
I know where you live.

Three men, one voice

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Vauxhall Crosd
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2022-10-01
Amazingly funny podcast. Three total comedy geniuses. Still no idea who’s who after 53 episodes.

Brilliant

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alexek79
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2022-09-21
Not even sure why but comedy gold. Love the way Mike tries to reign in Henry but usually fails.

Jolly good

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ES97Uk
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2022-09-18
Pure and true and ridiculous

It’s back!! Fantastically funny

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Enigmabob2015
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2022-09-07
Mike Wozniak and co are incredibly funny through their inane chatter of pointlessness. Look forward to hearing more more more please. So glad it’s back!

Hilarious and charming

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KrangorLKOA
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2022-09-07
The Beans are wonderful, each as funny and endearing as the other.
Give your ears a chance to decipher who’s who and your away.
Thank you Beans.
Pompidou!

The Freshest Salad

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Zappy000
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2022-07-13
A friendly local in St Elwicks mentioned this. What a find, its top banana. All other pods pale in comparison. Mr Wozniak is a particular delight.

3 absolutely outstanding Beans

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becki❤️
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2022-06-22
Love this podcast, I honestly laugh so much every week and look forward to new episodes. The thing I enjoy is having no idea what direction the chat will go in. Love the jingles and grateful that my daily walks are graced with this podcast- thank you all

Piling on the fun

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Lejog
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2022-05-09
A rare thing of unsullied beauty in a cruel world.

The best

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Talking Pig
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2022-04-22
My favourite podcast

The Jingle Jungle

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HQ8910
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2022-04-16
This podcast has the best jingles in the history of podcasts.

Mildly excellent

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smeg95
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2022-04-13
Utter nonsense, pure entertainment. All 3 hosts add a certain ingredient to the rather decent three bean recipe.

Cannot get enough

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SaraSnooky
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2022-04-10
I really appreciate these beans- just love them. So silly.