Possibly Life-Changingly Miraculous
There are three men on this podcast.
Well, I say men. What I mean to say is that there are three beings on this podcast. I say beings because what they did to me has altered my life forever, in a way that might not be entirely human. In a good way.
Let me give you a quick rundown of what happened. When I was born, I only had one leg. For serious. I mean, the doctors looked and they just couldn't find my leg. The weird thing was, I should've had that leg. Like, the doctors were perplexed. They couldn't understand where my leg was. I had a right leg, they could see that - the problem was, my left leg JUST WASN'T THERE. It was really weird. They looked around for it to see if it had just fallen off. No leg. Mysteries. So I've lived my life with one leg, and it's been ok. Y'know, I can't really do some things. Football, kicking animals, all that was out of the window, but it's been ok. One thing I really like is games. I can play games because I look at those guys with the legs and I think, "yeah, I've got two legs (OR MORE!!!! lol) when I'm doing this!" Sometimes, I like to hear what other people think about games, but no-one really says what I think about them, because I've only got one leg.
Then I found this show. I turned it on, and within a minute, I knew everything would be ok. The insightful mix of talking about games with the authority and sheer finesse of Marvin Gaye and talking about other stuff, like wrestling and boutique soft drinks, just can't be matched. The thing is, that two-pronged approach is almost like, y'know, legs. So when these guys talk about games, it's like they're talking about legs! Wow!! So yeah, you guys should listen to this podcast because they don't just talk. They help.
Also, when I finished Episode One ("Podcast #1 - oh god first" - 09/04/12) I had a left leg. At the moment, it's only a baby's leg, but it'll grow in. Pretty cool.