Moira prepares for her one-woman show “One Crazy Summer: the Patty Hearst Story,” at the annual Schitt's Creek Asbestos Fest, but with its intricate, complex dance routine, Moira's worries she won't be able to pull it off. Meanwhile, David basks in the constant flattery from a group of teens who hang around the store, but is livid when Alexis points out it might be a big charade. Johnny looks to hire new help for the motel and Roland claims to have the perfect man for the job.