Tomorrow's the physical exams and at Ouran Academy, the hormones are raging. Students line up to see who will measure up. Of course, this almost certainly spells trouble for anyone who spends her days in disguise. Haruhi just might find herself a bit… exposed. Tamaki immediately launches the Host Club on useless diversionary tactics, so it's a good thing that Kyoya's got a backup plan. Too bad there's a suspected pervert on the loose and wandering the halls – And no, it's not Tamaki!