After a pregnancy scare, Liam and Caroline agreed that he should have a vasectomy. A few weeks after he went to hospital, she still doesn’t know that he actually wimped out in the operating suite. But how long can a man hide something like that from his wife? Jim discovers that Mikey has shoplifted a toy gun. Mikey protests innocence (‘You bought it me Grandad, you’re old, you forget things!’), but Jim resolves to take him back to the scene of the crime. He doesn’t count on the shopkeeper being an utter jobsworth. Meanwhile, Chloe has found true love in Paulo’s Pizza. Or is it all in her mind?