It’s the annual All-Priests Over 75’s Five-A-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island, and Ted suspects that Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win. With Craggy Island’s ace centre-forward Father Jack sound asleep after drinking an entire bottle of “Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snooze Snooze”, Ted is in deep trouble. Please note, this version may differ slightly from the UKTX version.